chemistry puns and jokes

What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium? He He This relates to chemistry because the element helium has the symbol He and when the chemist found two isotopes it became two He's this making the joke hilarious. Although the correct way to write it is He2 but to make it seem like the chemist was laughing. There are many other jokes that have to do with chemistry and they use the chemical symbol as well and the manipulate them in some way to make them seem like they are funny.











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